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Thursday 7 November 2013

The Big Mouth : Samuel Eto'o,Paulo Di Canio and Kevin Keegan

This time i'm going to talk about 3 interesting characters in world football.Or should i say a 3 clowns ?Whatever it was, this guys was certainly a joke and a big talker who like to talk rubbish and they think they was cool somehow,anyway,first thing first,let's talk about Monsieur Eto'o.

Samuel Eto'o

During his playing days with FC Barcelona,Samuel Eto'o famously said " I rather selling ground nuts on my village than playing for a pathetic club like Chelsea " Yes,you exactly said that.It was a time of great rivalries between Barcelona and Chelsea where they were always met in the Champions League.Couple of years later you was forced to swallow your pride and eat your own words because now you was a Chelsea player.What become of you,i wonder,after talking trash about Chelsea a couple of years back, you was willing to play for them.You said that better selling nuts than play for a Chelsea.Are you getting soft or what ?Is it because of money ? always about the money was it ? or you finally figured out that you couldn't making much money by selling nuts alone,especially selling something in your messed up country of Cameroon,you certainly realized that now,do you ? Chelsea fans still remember what you said and they must have been fool if they forgive you easily.Lucky for you this is Europe,you might get away easily,if you talking rubbish like that in your own country,maybe you could get yourself kidnapped,just maybe, if you lucky enough.All i know,you just a mercenary,nothing less,you don't care about Chelsea,all you care is money,you don't have any loyalty to this club,don't ever pretend that you love this club,because we know what kind of person you are. I have to agree with one thing though,Chelsea are pathetic indeed,with pathetic manager and now you by joining them make it  yourself even pathetic than ever.Yes,you look pathetic Msr Eto'o.Don't ever denied it,my advice to you is,just shut your mouth next time and don't talk nonsense and doing a nonsense thing at the same time,cause that will make you even pathetic than you already is,if you know what i mean.

Paulo Di Canio

Signor Di Canio,what can i say about you,some people called you mad Itallian,i think i could agree with that.Seeing your crazy antics during your playing days ( shoving a ref,fascist salute etc ) and all the way through to your managerial jobs at club like Swindon and Sunderland.I think i seen enough..fighting with your own players for a change,you really some kind of tough guy,aren't you,well you got a sacking you deserved finally at Sunderland.Don't ever think to be a Manager again,you are a lousy one at that.In fact Paolo,you better staying home and watching tv or eating some pizzas maybe,you doing us big favour for that.

Kevin Keegan

Kevin Keegan's rant against Sir Alex Ferguson during the 1996 Premier League title race is one that will never be forgotten by football fans. Keegan then manager of Newcastle United famously blew his top live on television after Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson claimed that teams tried harder against his team than Newcastle.Keegan lost to Sir Alex mind game when he say :
“I'll tell ya you can tell him now, he'll be watching we're still fighting for this title. And I'll tell you honestly, I will luv it if we beat them luv it!'
What a fool,Newcastle sitting at the top of EPL and  leading by 12 points in february,yet you completely blew it by losing a couple of game. Ferguson boys managed to catch up and by the month of May,Man Utd was crowned the EPL champions.
You still having nightmare about that,did you,you almost had it,the title is within your reach,and you screws things up,i feel sorry for you,really,but one thing for sure you not a great manager,maybe you doing great with a Pundit job,yeah,you should take pundit job,honestly since you are very good with the mike,if you know what i mean.

Keegan rant

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